Blue Pear Blog

Advice is available everywhere on how to get your house sold. I thought I might give you some advice on how NOT to sell!

1. Paint your house black with orange trim.
2. Ask your neighbor to sit on their front porch in the nude.
3. Get a pit bull for the back yard.
4. Cook fish just before each showing.
5. Get your kids to play video games in the livingroom during showings.
6. Only allow showings on Wednesdays by appt.
7. Don’t return your Realtor’s calls.
8. Add 20% to what the market analysis says your home is worth.
9. Tell buyers you are not really sure if someone is buried in the back yard.
10. Start a cat rescue center in your home.